Zakisan Koni Waye Complete Hausa Novel

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A certain babe was sitting in a huge living room whose size would be 100 by 100. Describing the layout of the living room would be a waste of time, but imagine the beauty of the living rooms of the wealthy and well-off. The girl had one leg crossed over the other, as though she did not belong in the house, as if she were waiting for the owner of the house. She was wearing some stylish designer English clothes, and she smelled nice; just one look at her and you would know she was a classy, sophisticated babe.

After about thirty minutes, the door opened and another beautiful babe came in. Immediately, the one sitting in the living room stood up angrily, her face tight, pointed at the newcomer with one finger, and said:

“So, Mimi, you didn’t hear me or what...” She did not finish before the one called Mimi burst out laughing and then said:

“You, whose father are you to point at me with one finger? Or have you forgotten I’m finer than you, since my father is not in EFCC custody... useless prostitute...” She did not finish before she received a slap.

“Your mother’s child, am I your mate that you’ll speak to me like that? How many times have I told you to leave Slim alone...”

She did not finish either before she was slapped again.

“You’re even bold enough to tell me to leave Slim alone? Which father does not know that it is you who are after him? And everyone knows that all the big boys in Abuja are the ones after you... shameful thing!” And there they were, clawing at each other.

For more than five minutes they beat each other while at the same time hurling ugly insults at one another. As for me, I was wondering who this guy was that beautiful girls were fighting each other over because of him. Fina held Mimi’s hair, intending to drag her outside, but the weave on her head came off. In anger, Mimi turned and removed the designer shoe on her foot and threw it at Fina. Fina quickly dodged it, and it hit a large vase on the wall, shattering it at once. Fina also removed her own shoe and threw it at Mimi. Mimi dodged too, and it hit some glass decor on the dining table, breaking those into pieces as well. Neither of them looked at the damage they had caused; they just kept fighting. Fina was saying:

“By Allah, wait until Slim comes back... today he will choose between me and you...”

Mimi’s own hair was already in a bad state, and Fina had pulled out the extra hair she was holding tightly in her hand. Mimi was trying to snatch Fina’s Brazilian hair as she said:

“Give me back my weave; its money is more than your worth...”

“I won’t. Stay like that until Slim comes back and sees your empty skull.”

Mimi also, in the same way, snatched at Fina’s hair extension. Instantly, her own head was exposed too. Neither of them had any proper hair, yet their heads were neat and tidy-looking. They were wearing a weave called Brazilian hair, worth 600,000. Each of them was struggling to reclaim her own hair extension.

In the compound, a huge gate opened, and three large Bentley cars drove into the house. They headed for the parking area. As soon as they parked, three guys quickly got out of the front car at the same time, and two guys got out of the back car and moved toward the middle car. Slowly, one of the guys opened the door of the middle car. A stylish pair of feet came into view, and then the owner of the feet stepped out. Wow. I just said that because Fina and Mimi were not at fault for fighting over him, because the guy looked as though he had created himself. He was wearing an expensive suit that fit his body perfectly. Slowly, he stretched out his hand and took the briefcase from one of his guards, then gave them a smile that showed his teeth. Wow, I said again, because I saw some very white teeth with a gap in the middle. I had never seen a man so handsome, even down to his teeth; everything about him was wonderful.

“Alhaji, thank you,” I heard him say. Wow, I said again, because his voice was so cool and gentle. The guys also smiled at him. He turned and started walking, and when he looked up he saw a Range Rover Sport and a Hummer parked there. At once, he drew together his lower and upper brows, because he knew the owners of the cars. The house was as large as a hectare, and there were big flats in the compound, but he headed for the largest one, while the guys went in a different direction.

When he got to the door of his sitting room, he found it open and entered the living room angrily. At that very moment, Mimi and Fina were making a mess of their hair extensions in the sitting room. When they saw him, everyone’s blood ran cold.

“So, this is the great thief’s house!!!” the young man said angrily. The way he spoke could frighten anyone listening, and he continued:

“Who the fuck gave you bitchies permission to enter my house?” Both of them fell silent. Slowly, Mimi said:

“Slim, are you calling me bitch?” she said, pointing at herself. In anger, he said:

“No, sugar, I’m not talking to you; I’m talking to your mother... I said who opened my sitting room for you?” When Fina saw him hurling abuse at Mimi, she smiled and moved toward him, saying:

“Habibi, welcome.” He glared at her and said:

“Did I come to your father’s house? Useless children of thieves.”

Fina also said,

“Are you referring to me?” He shook his head a little and then said:

“I’m talking to your crooked father... Won’t you tell me who gave you permission to enter the house before I make my guys eat the father that gave birth to you?” Fina said,

“I’m the one who opened it.”

“Who gave you my password?” he shouted at her again.

“Last weekend when we came for your birthday, I held the passwords... You know I’m smart.”

“You held my passwords so that when I’m not around you can come and steal from me, right?” Mimi’s eyes widened.

“Steal? Slim... Is that how you insult my dignity?”

“Yes indeed... Wasn’t it your father who stole until EFCC arrested him? I know, or did you inherit it?” Fina said nothing else; she stepped back, picked up her shoe as if to put it on, and Mimi also picked up her designer handbag. He placed the briefcase beside where he was standing and folded his arms.